Rokk Talk

Hello Internet. Now I know you must be wondering what I’ve been doing the past few days.

For starters, this.

That’s right, I got a nice douchie selfie with King Grumpy Cat. I don’t blame him for looking miserable. He got upstaged in his own throne room.

Speaking of showing people up, I’ve been spending the past few days in Pandaria making the Battle Pet Tamers look silly.

It started when I picked up the Ultimate Battle Training Stone at my numerous garrisons. Sure I dabbled in the dog fights that are pet battles, and naturally there were a few pets that would make my life easier if they were already level 25. But rather than click this freebie, I’d rather run a leveling pet through the Pandaren Tamers like I had numerous times before. Keep the stone in my pocket in case of emergencies, yeah?

So yeah, Pandaren Battle Pet Tamers.

Farmer Nishi –

Slot 1: Leveling Pet
Slot 2: Any Water Strider/Skimmer (Water Jet/Cleansing Rain/Pump)
Slot 3: Darkmoon Tonk (Missile/Shock and Awe/Ion Cannon)

Hyuna of the Shrines –

Slot 1: Leveling Pet
Slot 2: Anubisath Idol (Demolish/Sandstorm/Deflection)
Slot 3: Any Moth (Alpha Strike/Cocoon Strike/Moth Dust)

Courageous Yon –

Slot 1: Leveling Pet
Slot 2: Anubisath Idol (Crush/Sandstorm/Deflection)
Slot 3: Darkmoon Tonk (Missile/Shock and Awe/Ion Cannon)

Seeker Zusshi –

Slot 1: Leveling Pet
Slot 2: Anubisath Idol (Crush/Sandstorm/Deflection)
Slot 3: Any Moth (Alpha Strike/Cocoon Strike/Moth Dust)

Mo’ruk –

Slot 1: Darkmoon Zeppelin (Missile/Bombing Run/Decoy)
Slot 2: Leveling Pet
Slot 3: Anubisath Idol (Crush/Sandstorm/Deflection)

Aki the Chosen –

Slot 1: Leveling Pet
Slot 2: Anubisath Idol (Crush/Sandstorm/Deflection)
Slot 3: Any Moth (Alpha Strike/Cocoon Strike/Moth Dust)

Wastewalker Shu –

Slot 1: Leveling Pet
Slot 2: Anubisath Idol (Crush/Sandstorm/Deflection)
Slot 3: Darkmoon Tonk (Missile/Shock and Awe/Ion Cannon)

There are other pets you can use, but I like this set up because it’s simple, and you don’t need very many pets to get things done.