Author Archives: Donny Rokk
Shared Topic – Preparing for the End
This is the end, my friends.
The latest Shared Topic over on Blog Azeroth (Suggested by Nexdominus) asks the question: What are you doing, if anything, to get ready for Cataclysm?
At first, I didn’t think I was doing anything special. Just another expansion, right? Class revamps and some new zones, not to mention the increase in the level cap. I’m sure my initial focus is going to be relearning and respeccing my class, living without Armor Pen, and not so much what I’m going to be calling my new Goblin.
These pumpkin bombs aren’t going to throw themselves.
After giving it some thought, I suppose there are two things that I’ll be trying to do before Cataclysm. I’d be doing them even if there wasn’t an expansion on the distant (or not too distant) horizon, but there will definitely be some benefit in doing them now.
- World Explorer: As I mentioned in my last post, I’ve gotten the bug to complete the World Explorer achievement. That’s all it was at first, a bug. An annoying little gnat that irritated me to the point where, now that I’ve started by exploring all of Northrend, I might as well scour the entire Azerothian globe and let the World know that Herc Was Here. Of course, since most of that world will look quite a bit different come Cataclysm, I would advise anyone with any level of attachment to the game to at least give it a try. Explore the Old World, because Kansas is going bye-bye.
All this AND Stormwind gets blown to bits? I love it!
- Money: I’ve always enjoyed playing the Auction House. It just so happens that I’ve now been motivated to bring in the serious cash (I blame the podcast Castaclysm, as well as Markco’s shenanigans). With gold comes the ability to do other things, such as level professions, buy twink gear for new alts if I feel so inclined, re-gem and re-spec as needed. Cash will give me the flexibility to get what I need to hit the ground running, and maybe treat myself to some frivolous items. Something like one of those Tundra Mammoths, because when Herc hits the scene you know it has to be on the back of a big, hairy elephant. I’m crazy like that.
It holds everything but your dignity.
That’s about it. I won’t be playing alts, so have fun in the Goblin / Worgen starter zones. I will be getting to 85, re-gearing as necessary, and once the bugs have been sorted out and people have had their novelty thrill, I may get my goblin up and running.
This is Herc the Merc. Cataclysm for you, just another day at the office for me.
From Sea to Frozen Sea
In Canada-land, my fellow Canuckleheads are celebrating Victoria Day, a holiday to celebrate Queen Victoria. I think it’s Queen Victoria. Wait, are we still part of the monarchy? Why can’t I be bothered to see why we’re celebrating Victoria Day?
Two reasons. The first is that it’s a day off, so shut up. It could be Giant Scary Bunny Day for all I care.
Celebrate me or I will eat your soul.
The second reason is that I have more important things to research.
It would appear that I had stumbled upon an Achievement that I never thought I’d be interested in, yet was surprised how easy it was. If nothing else, the greatest difficulty is in the time it takes to complete. Not a big deal for Herculano, for unlike 99% of the gamer population and 75% of the North American population, I have patience. Unlike the masses who feel they are entitled to all the goodies without putting in the work (ie the “I have a life” crowd), if the outcome is deemed worthy I will mindlessly perform whatever task is necessary to achieve it. As many time as it takes. As long as it takes.
Not everybody likes it when it’s over that quickly.
The task? The Explorer title.
It was an interesting revelation as Herculano went through his JC Daily this past weekend. For some reason I can’t explain (mostly due to the residual alcohol content in my system from the night before – if one glass of wine is healthy, surely a bottle of it washed down with an assortment of fermented hops-juice must be even better!) I opened his Achievement panel and started looking around. Generally speaking I’m not an Achievement Hunter. If I get one, it’s unintentional. However, flipping through the “Explorer” subsection revealed that not only does completion of the achievement give you a title, but you get a nifty epic tabard simply by completing the sub-achievement of exploring all of Northrend.
While I did put in the time (and necklaces) to become Exalted with the Mag’Har and pick up their tabard, it couldn’t hurt to pick up another one. Especially since I’d just have to sit on my Drake and fly around. I thought to myself, how hard is that to do? Why doesn’t everyone have this tabard? Why does my mouth taste like kitty litter?
Some questions are best left unanswered.
After checking on the Explore Northrend tab of the Achievement, I was smacked with a Good News / Bad News scenario. The good news was that most of the places that had to be explored were done. There was maybe only one or two grey locations that needed to be found. The bad news was that there was one or two undiscovered locations in almost every zone, including Sholazar Basin. How do you not explore all of Sholazar Basin? Most people nail that exploration nugget by accident! Just fly around in a circle and poof! Ten Achievement Points!
And so, with Gatorade washing an array of pills down my throat (seriously, there should be warning labels on alcohol bottles), I travelled from Icecrown to Dragonblight, from Borean Tundra to Howling Fjord. All that time, with the wind whistling by and the rhythmatic flapping of the drake’s leathery wings, the pounding in my head downgraded from “Jackhammer” to “Fat Guy Tapdancing While Wearing Bowling Shoes”. It was a zen moment, when both body and mind were at peace (more or less) and I had completed something.
I landed in Howling Fjord and rushed to the mailbox. It might not have been something as snappy as a title, but with people so anxious to stand out from one another, to be a unique snowflake, something cosmetic as a tabard would certainly make a difference! It wasn’t until actually returning to Dalaran, the first step of World Domination completed, that I took a look at the Tabard of the Explorer.
Well… I mean, I’ve seen worse tabards. I can’t think of any offhand, but I know I’ve seen them. This tabard, however, lasted all of ten seconds after I realised that I’d earned it by flying around. I was never in any danger, it took little effort, after seeing a Night Elf Druid wearing the same tabard it was relegated to Bank status. I garbed in my previous tabard, the one I put in some long hours to earn. The one that not only looks snappy, but if you stare at it just right it looks like a giant H.
Still, the seeds have been planted. Alexander the Great thought he was clever when he conquerored all of the known world. Herculano the Explorer sounds much more epic, don’t you agree?
This is Herc the Merc. Have a week.
